Monday, December 13, 2010

CHEAT AND NEVER GET CAUGHT


Hey! Am not here to discuss who cheats better, men or women. Am here to show you a way out to cheating and never getting caught

 Temptations, oh! Yes, always around the corner. Since the very beginning, it is human nature to be curious about how much we can actually get in life and even though we maintain good health, success and true love, there is always that little inquisitive bugging thought inside of us that makes us ask ourselves: What else is out there for me?
How about cheating though? Why do people feel tempted to cheat and why be in a relationship only to have a wandering eye? The truth is, nobody means to feel tempted- most of us want to be good, committed and loyal, because that is what we also want from others. We enter relationships, because we crave romance that is special and different from all the other connections we make with people in our everyday lives. We also enter relationships because we do not want to be alone and therefore search for the one person who we feel we are most compatible with, so that we can grow old together through thick and thin. 
 
The fact remains, there is someone out there that you can’t help but be attracted to. You have your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend that you love so much (or maybe you don’t) but you can’t bring yourself to leave him or her, perhaps you both blend in a different kind of love. One that is stable and comfortable, but passionless. You are not alone. But mind you, you must do this in a smart way, crushing your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend isn’t a cool way to end a relationship.
If you are seriously ready to walk the path of cheaters, then it’s imperative that you read this article thoroughly. If you are going to cheat then you must do it right. You must read through the guidelines and rules governing cheaters and adhere to them strictly and passionately. CHEAT AND NEVER GET CAUGHT. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW FLING!


Things you probably know about cheating:            
  • Calling your lover from your home phone is highly prohibited.
  • Always keep your private cell phone close to you.
  • Have a you and your lover email account just for communication.
  • Have a separate credit card strictly for you "affair expenses".
  • Have a P.O. Box mailing address to receive your cell phone and credit card bills.
  • Use hotels that are some distance from home to reduce the risk of being caught.
  • Anticipate questions from your spouse and plan your answers in advance.
  • Never appear in public or travel together with your lover.
  • Try not to cheat with someone you both know.
Read and learn how the experts cheat.

CREATING A PLAUSIBLE REASON OR ACTIVITY BEFORE STARTING TO CHEAT:
If you don’t go out too often, don’t start all of sudden. Before starting to cheat create a pattern or reason to go out, probably start attending a class, taking gym lessons or get involved in any sporting activity. Also if you answer the phone on the first ring or answer e-mails right away, STOP IT! Stop being available at all time. If your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend is use to you not being always available, he or she would have no reason to be suspicious when you don’t answer your calls because you are with your cheating partner. Change your pattern of behavior gradually, not abruptly! Ensure you are doing all of this before your cheating rendezvous starts.

SET UP RULES:
Promise yourself to be discrete always. The key to cheating and never getting caught is setting up rules for yourself not to do anything that would spoil your cover. Make your cheating partner know you are already in a relationship and he or she is helping you do something forbidden, so he or she would apply some caution when contacting you. But if you don’t want to reveal you in a relationship then just be mysterious and let your cheating partner know you can only receive calls at certain hours or only by mail. Stick to your rules and never allow excitement come between you and them.

ACT CONFIDENT AROUND YOUR PARTNER:
Don't act different around your partner or even try to act slick about it because your partner might pick it up if they're really smart. It is often difficult to hide that sparkling glow of been sweetly aroused by that new fling making you give away the sign saying “ I have been cheating on you” to your partner. Tuck in those feelings. You may feel guilty in the process of cheating and would want to compensate for your character by being over loving or caring to your partner. NO DON’T. don’t give away that magical bliss that has been awaken by the act of cheating because if you do, you would be providing room for suspicion. Also cheating might often make you irritated around your partner, please never express such irritations because it would certainly raise some eye brows.

GAIN YOUR PARTNER’S TRUST:
It is very imperative that you have your partner’s trust because with that you wouldn’t have to watch over your shoulder too often. One of such ways is leaving your mobile phone at home when going out on purpose as long as there are no incriminating text messages and you don’t communicate with your fling on that number. With such things your partner would be so relaxed knowing you have got nothing to hide.

NEVER ACCUSE YOUR PARTNER OF CHEATING:
One of the biggest mistakes made by cheaters. You think you are dusting off the sands of your trail away by accusing your partner first, not knowing you are putting up thoughts in his or her head, making him or her wonder if you are doing same. When dealing with infidelity, you must be matured enough to be willing and fair to let him or her have fun too, because it puts you in a better state of mind to cheat and never getting caught.

THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL, NEVER EVER BRAG ABOUT YOUR CHEATING ESCAPADES TO ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DON’T ASK ME WHY.