CHEAT AND NEVER GET CAUGHT

Hey! Am not here to discuss who cheats better, men or women. Am here to show you a way out to cheating and never getting caught

 Temptations, oh! Yes, always around the corner. Since the very beginning, it is human nature to be curious about how much we can actually get in life and even though we maintain good health, success and true love, there is always that little inquisitive bugging thought inside of us that makes us ask ourselves: What else is out there for me?
How about cheating though? Why do people feel tempted to cheat and why be in a relationship only to have a wandering eye? The truth is, nobody means to feel tempted- most of us want to be good, committed and loyal, because that is what we also want from others. We enter relationships, because we crave romance that is special and different from all the other connections we make with people in our everyday lives. We also enter relationships because we do not want to be alone and therefore search for the one person who we feel we are most compatible with, so that we can grow old together through thick and thin. 
 
The fact remains, there is someone out there that you can’t help but be attracted to. You have your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend that you love so much (or maybe you don’t) but you can’t bring yourself to leave him or her, perhaps you both blend in a different kind of love. One that is stable and comfortable, but passionless. You are not alone. But mind you, you must do this in a smart way, crushing your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend isn’t a cool way to end a relationship.
If you are seriously ready to walk the path of cheaters, then it’s imperative that you read this article thoroughly. If you are going to cheat then you must do it right. You must read through the guidelines and rules governing cheaters and adhere to them strictly and passionately. CHEAT AND NEVER GET CAUGHT. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEW FLING!

Things you probably know about cheating:            

• Calling your lover from your home phone is highly prohibited.
• Always keep your private cell phone close to you.
• Have a you and your lover email account just for communication.
• Have a separate credit card strictly for you "affair expenses".
• Have a P.O. Box mailing address to receive your cell phone and credit card bills.
• Use hotels that are some distance from home to reduce the risk of being caught.
• Anticipate questions from your spouse and plan your answers in advance.
• Never appear in public or travel together with your lover.
• Try not to cheat with someone you both know.

Read and learn how the experts cheat.

CREATING A PLAUSIBLE REASON OR ACTIVITY BEFORE STARTING TO CHEAT:

If you don’t go out too often, don’t start all of sudden. Before starting to cheat create a pattern or reason to go out, probably start attending a class, taking gym lessons or get involved in any sporting activity. Also if you answer the phone on the first ring or answer e-mails right away, STOP IT! Stop being available at all time. If your husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend is use to you not being always available, he or she would have no reason to be suspicious when you don’t answer your calls because you are with your cheating partner. Change your pattern of behavior gradually, not abruptly! Ensure you are doing all of this before your cheating rendezvous starts.

SET UP RULES:

Promise yourself to be discrete always. The key to cheating and never getting caught is setting up rules for yourself not to do anything that would spoil your cover. Make your cheating partner know you are already in a relationship and he or she is helping you do something forbidden, so he or she would apply some caution when contacting you. But if you don’t want to reveal you in a relationship then just be mysterious and let your cheating partner know you can only receive calls at certain hours or only by mail. Stick to your rules and never allow excitement come between you and them.

ACT CONFIDENT AROUND YOUR PARTNER:

Don't act different around your partner or even try to act slick about it because your partner might pick it up if they're really smart. It is often difficult to hide that sparkling glow of been sweetly aroused by that new fling making you give away the sign saying “ I have been cheating on you” to your partner. Tuck in those feelings. You may feel guilty in the process of cheating and would want to compensate for your character by being over loving or caring to your partner. NO DON’T. don’t give away that magical bliss that has been awaken by the act of cheating because if you do, you would be providing room for suspicion. Also cheating might often make you irritated around your partner, please never express such irritations because it would certainly raise some eye brows.

GAIN YOUR PARTNER’S TRUST:

It is very imperative that you have your partner’s trust because with that you wouldn’t have to watch over your shoulder too often. One of such ways is leaving your mobile phone at home when going out on purpose as long as there are no incriminating text messages and you don’t communicate with your fling on that number. With such things your partner would be so relaxed knowing you have got nothing to hide.

NEVER ACCUSE YOUR PARTNER OF CHEATING:

One of the biggest mistakes made by cheaters. You think you are dusting off the sands of your trail away by accusing your partner first, not knowing you are putting up thoughts in his or her head, making him or her wonder if you are doing same. When dealing with infidelity, you must be matured enough to be willing and fair to let him or her have fun too, because it puts you in a better state of mind to cheat and never getting caught.

THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL, NEVER EVER BRAG ABOUT YOUR CHEATING ESCAPADES TO ANYONE, NOT EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DON’T ASK ME WHY.

           

VIRGINITY REPLACEMENT

 

          The restoration of virginity through surgical procedure called “HYMEN RESTORATION” has taken its place in the world of new inventions. Popularly known as “fake virginity” has been selling pretty well in china. It’s commonly known that china is renowned for being the land of fakes. fake phones, fake swatch watches, fake DVD’s. the list goes on and on. This country is also developing a reputation as the land of fake virgins. Many men including white collar professionals say they want to marry a virgin, and increasingly liberated women have found a way to obliged them especially Chinese women.

         China remain such a society as evidenced among many other things by the large numbers of these types of surgery performed, and the manner in which they are promoted everywhere in the country, You can literally see signs everywhere, including enormous billboards lining the nation’s highway, in which hospitals are flagrantly advertising “Hymen Replacement” at bargain basement prices. Payments for such surgeries are relatively low. In recent breaking news in china, a woman paid roughly $200 USD for such surgery, there are also hospitals offering a woman her virginity back for as little as 250RMB or roughly $37 USD. That obviously must be for the knock off variety of hymen replacement or the fake fake virginity as opposed to the real fake virginity. And these hospitals indicate that the time spent in surgery will be the same 20 to 30 minutes required for the ultra deluxe real fake virginity as well.

          A recent survey carried out showed 72% of men in china would want to marry a virgin, 20% would marry either way, and 8% would prefer non-virgins. Come to think of it , there are more men than women in china and most men would have had 30 – 100 women each prior to taking their marital vows, then the chances that a bride is sporting her original hymen is somewhere from zero to none.

           So do you want to be a virgin again, you want to be that spotless, shinning jewel, never used and all brand new? Find your way to china.

 

Ahh… here comes a long list of Chinese virgins now, looking pretty innocent! Photo courtesy of chinasmack.com

The ugly truth is, there is a big difference between been naturally original and artificially fake.

  Clued from John Abbot’s blog.

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MAKING LOVE VS HAVING SEX

Literally these two words have the same meaning, involving the coming together of a man and woman making use of those sacred organs to gain pleasure. Passionately, emotionally and mentally they are very different actions. One is an act, the other is an art.

  Now allow me introduce to you the very much differences between making love and having sex.

HAVING SEX:

  Having sex is a physical act that doesn’t often involve real feelings, deepest desires never found in this act. Also it involves having pleasure not necessarily with someone you love or even care about, all that applies is satisfying one’s lust. Cases like friends with benefit or one night stand.

  Having sex takes little time i.e. there is very little foreplay and intimacy after-wards, no holding, cuddling or whispering of sweet appreciating words after-wards. Sex is more like a quickie, one partner cum and the other doesn’t, painful. (it makes one feel cheap and not wanted, making you look like a sex symbol). The act can even be filmed, described, packaged and sold.

  Sex involves lust, sex is selfish, sex is satisfying that sheer lust and desire, thinking of oneself alone and not minding your partner’s emotional needs but when concern is shifted to the partner’s response, it is done so to prove their sexual prowess, the need to constantly reaffirm that they are very good in the act.

Bottom line: sex is hoppy hoppy and you are off.

Basic facts: (1) Sex is easy anyone can do it

                        (2) Sex can occur without love and love can exist without sex.

MAKING LOVE:

  Love is profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.

  The art of love making involves so much passion that not everyone is privileged to feel such strokes. Love making is filled with passion, kissing, caressing and endless touching to make your partner know how much you care about them. Hot, sweaty, sensual, an intimate meeting specially made for two, lots of sweet time navigating through sensitive parts of the body with a kiss, lick, bite or nibble opening up endless flow of passion and emotions. Both partners breathing so slow, moaning so soft and seductive and your body yearning for more and more not wanting your partner to ever stop.

  Making love is a combination of foreplay, intercourse and intimacy; it’s a soul bonding connection where there is an exchange of sweet flow of juices and the deepest desires. You get lost in the carefree abandon of romance; you have to be in love to make love.

  Making love is like writing a love poem; it takes time, pouring out the inner most part of you, connecting you to the unconscious yet conscious part of you. Making love is akin to watching the soft flow of water waves through the ocean, roll after roll and then finally Whoosh! The cool sensation of its touch at the bank. Making love is so uniquely special that even a person scared of heights would lose all fear when taken as high as the ecstasy milky way. The aftermath involves spooning and cuddling, making one drift into a peaceful bliss.

Bottom line: Love making involves the fusion of the body, soul and spirit.

Basic fact: Love making is uniquely special and rare.

Now let’s consider the following:

Positions: Having sex involves positions that are nasty and careless. (The D position). Making love involves positions where both bodies melt into each other. (The missionary position).

Soundtrack: Having sex involves songs that are noisy, bam bam crazy, but making love goes with soft songs, blues, soul e.g. (I’ll make love to you by Boys II Men).

Settings: In a room dim of light with sweet smells probably filled with candle lights that’s love making. It happened at the backseat of a car, an elevator, a kitchen etc. sex it is.